He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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