remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She told me I should be a condom model.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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