That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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