Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I will die if light touches me.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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