She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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