Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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