I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
i out mim tonsoeep
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