hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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