I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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