i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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