had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
They are going to name an STD after you.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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