How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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