i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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