I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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