Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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