READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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