it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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