didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
there was a trapeze. enough said
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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