There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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