3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Randomize
