yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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