I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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