can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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