Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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