Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he was CRYING into my vagina
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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