Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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