your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
tell your sister to shave her snatch
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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