Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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