Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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