Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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