good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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