My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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