in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
