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What did we do last night that was yellow?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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