So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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