i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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