im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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