I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Are my feet made of real feet?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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