It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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