no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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