Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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