what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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