I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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