I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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