I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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