Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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