question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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