The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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