Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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