Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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